How to take care of Sunless.

1.                  Hold her hand when you can, or she won't believe you care.

2.                  Don't try too hard to keep your hands off of her, or she'll feel ugly.

3.                  Ignore the fact that her hugs are long, she doesn't like being alone.

4.                  Harass her about her hair color, she likes the attention.

5.                  Try to understand her if she becomes British all of a sudden, she's excited.

6.                  Calm her down if she sounds a little Irish, she's probably upset.

7.                  Her pants don't fit, and the zippers are usually broken, she knows.

8.                  She adores you when you bump her shoulder.

9.                  She overexerts herself in attempt to impress you.

10.              Her favorite color is yellow.

11.              She has no problem with anything you enjoy, she'll just want to do it with you.

12.              When you sadden her, she cuts her nails and plays guitar until her fingers are numb, so she doesn't want to type.

13.              She feels sorry for you, even though you want to put up with her.

14.              She is estranges from most of her family. 

15.              She “doesn't” have a VF or a cellphone, as far as her family knows, and she is also “not” on the pill, as far as Greg knows.

16.              She's finally growing into her mind.

17.              She would never sleep alone if she could avoid it.

18.              She would never sleep at  all if she could avoid it.

19.              She plays things out in her head, where she's like Marla Singer.

20.              Almost everything goes back to Fight Club.

21.              When she's old she will look at her tattoos and reminisce, but always know who she was.

22.              She doesn't like eating meat very much, but she will if you ask her.

23.              If you tell her no, then no it will be. (yeah, Bright Eyes)

24.              She isn't patient, but you have to be patient with her.

25.              She's like a puppy, she will care about you even if you're a dick, it's her fatal flaw.

26.              She will believe anything you tell her, so try to mean it.

27.              She's eternally lacking in self esteem, she makes up for it by telling herself she's hot and being covered in a thick layer of filth.

28.              She has separation anxiety.

29.              If she wants to write, writing will be her priority.

30.              If she wants to love, love will be her priority. Everything else can wait.

31.              She hates her hair being long, but she misses it sometimes.

32.               She will always freak out when things start to change.

33.               She cuts her hair a lot. Keep scissors away from her.

34.               She hates being called out when she's right, but hates being ignored more.

35.               She hates “learning” things that she already knows.

36.               Sunlight bleaches and dries out her skin.

37.               If she's speaking French, she wants you, most of the time.

38.               She has nightmares that her tattoos change.

39.               Writing is her vice, her child and her ticket to a life for herself

40.               She hates being told she knows nothing because of her age.