How to take care of Sunless.
1.
Hold her hand when you can, or she won't believe
you care.
2.
Don't try too hard to keep your hands off of her,
or she'll feel ugly.
3.
Ignore the fact that her hugs are long, she
doesn't like being alone.
4.
Harass her about her hair color, she likes the
attention.
5.
Try to understand her if she becomes British all
of a sudden, she's excited.
6.
Calm her down if she sounds a little Irish,
she's probably upset.
7.
Her pants don't fit, and the zippers are usually
broken, she knows.
8.
She adores you when you bump her shoulder.
9.
She overexerts herself in attempt to impress
you.
10.
Her favorite color is yellow.
11.
She has no problem with anything you enjoy,
she'll just want to do it with you.
12.
When you sadden her, she cuts her nails and
plays guitar until her fingers are numb, so she doesn't want to type.
13.
She feels sorry for you, even though you want to
put up with her.
14.
She is estranges from most of her family.
15.
She “doesn't” have a VF or a cellphone, as far
as her family knows, and she is also “not” on the pill, as far as Greg knows.
16.
She's finally growing into her mind.
17.
She would never sleep alone if she could avoid
it.
18.
She would never sleep at all if she could avoid it.
19.
She plays things out in her head, where she's
like Marla Singer.
20.
Almost everything goes back to Fight Club.
21.
When she's old she will look at her tattoos and
reminisce, but always know who she was.
22.
She doesn't like eating meat very much, but she
will if you ask her.
23.
If you tell her no, then no it will be. (yeah, Bright Eyes)
24.
She isn't patient, but you have to be patient
with her.
25.
She's like a puppy, she will care about you even
if you're a dick, it's her fatal flaw.
26.
She will believe anything you tell her, so try
to mean it.
27.
She's eternally lacking in self esteem, she
makes up for it by telling herself she's hot and being covered in a thick layer
of filth.
28.
She has separation anxiety.
29.
If she wants to write, writing will be her
priority.
30.
If she wants to love, love will be her priority.
Everything else can wait.
31.
She hates her hair being long, but she misses it
sometimes.
32.
She will
always freak out when things start to change.
33.
She cuts
her hair a lot. Keep scissors away from her.
34.
She hates
being called out when she's right, but hates being ignored more.
35.
She hates
“learning” things that she already knows.
36.
Sunlight
bleaches and dries out her skin.
37.
If she's
speaking French, she wants you, most of the time.
38.
She has
nightmares that her tattoos change.
39.
Writing
is her vice, her child and her ticket to a life for herself
40.
She hates
being told she knows nothing because of her age.
